Using a burning newspaper takes you to choice adventure 1277: Extra, Extra that can be walked away from. Here's the HTML:
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<body><div id="page"><div id="mafiabuttons"><center><table width="95%"><tr><td align=left><div id="btnwrap"><input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='choice.php?action=auto';void(0);" value="auto"> <input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='choice.php?whichchoice=1277&option=1&pwd= ';void(0);" value="Uhh... uhh... a hat!"> <input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='choice.php?whichchoice=1277&option=2&pwd= ';void(0);" value="I don't know! A cape?"> <input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='choice.php?whichchoice=1277&option=3&pwd= ';void(0);" value="Aaaah! Some... shoes!"> <input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='choice.php?whichchoice=1277&option=4&pwd= ';void(0);" value="Jorts! Jorts! Jorts!"> <input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='choice.php?whichchoice=1277&option=5&pwd= ';void(0);" value="I... a crane, I guess!"> <input type="button" onClick="document.location.href='choice.php?whichchoice=1277&option=6&pwd= ';void(0);" value="Nothing right now"> </div></td></tr></table></center></div><div class='content' id='content_'><div id='effdiv' style='display: none;'></div><div>
<Center><centeR><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Extra, Extra</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src=/images/itemimages/fpm.gif></center><p>You've got like... ten seconds to fold this into something before it burns up.
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Quick, quick, what's it gonna be!?<center><table><tr><td align=right><form style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 0px;' name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value=' '><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=1277><input type=hidden name=option value=1><Table><tr><td valign=center><input class=button type=submit value="Uhh... uhh... a hat!"></td><td valign=center><img style='vertical-align: middle' class=hand src='/images/itemimages/fpmhat.gif' onclick='descitem(432808877)' alt="burning paper hat" title="burning paper hat"></td></tr></table></form><p><form style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 0px;' name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value=' '><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=1277><input type=hidden name=option value=2><Table><tr><td valign=center><input class=button type=submit value="I don't know! A cape?"></td><td valign=center><img style='vertical-align: middle' class=hand src='/images/itemimages/fpmcape.gif' onclick='descitem(876629337)' alt="burning cape" title="burning cape"></td></tr></table></form><p><form style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 0px;' name=choiceform3 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value=' '><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=1277><input type=hidden name=option value=3><Table><tr><td valign=center><input class=button type=submit value="Aaaah! Some... shoes!"></td><td valign=center><img style='vertical-align: middle' class=hand src='/images/itemimages/fpmslipper.gif' onclick='descitem(362461086)' alt="burning paper slippers" title="burning paper slippers"></td></tr></table></form><p><form style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 0px;' name=choiceform4 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value=' '><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=1277><input type=hidden name=option value=4><Table><tr><td valign=center><input class=button type=submit value="Jorts! Jorts! Jorts!"></td><td valign=center><img style='vertical-align: middle' class=hand src='/images/itemimages/fpmshorts.gif' onclick='descitem(565786510)' alt="burning paper jorts" title="burning paper jorts"></td></tr></table></form><p><form style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 0px;' name=choiceform5 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value=' '><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=1277><input type=hidden name=option value=5><Table><tr><td valign=center><input class=button type=submit value="I... a crane, I guess!"></td><td valign=center><img style='vertical-align: middle' class=hand src='/images/itemimages/fpmcrane.gif' onclick='descitem(990495182)' alt="burning paper crane" title="burning paper crane"></td></tr></table></form><p><form style='margin: 0px 0px 0px 0px;' name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value=' '><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=1277><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Nothing right now"></form><p></td></tr></table></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table></center></div></div></div></body><script src="/ircm_extend.js"></script><script src="/onfocus.1.js"></script></html>
Choice 1 is burning paper
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use 1 burning newspaper
Encounter: Extra, Extra
Took choice 1277/1: Uhh... uhh... a hat!
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1277&option=1
You lose 1 hit point
You acquire an item: burning paper hat
Choice 2 is burning cape
Code:
use 1 burning newspaper
Encounter: Extra, Extra
Took choice 1277/2: I don't know! A cape?
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1277&option=2
You lose 1 hit point
You acquire an item: burning cape
Choice 3 is burning paper slippers
Code:
use 1 burning newspaper
Encounter: Extra, Extra
Took choice 1277/3: Aaaah! Some... shoes!
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1277&option=3
You lose 1 hit point
You acquire an item: burning paper slippers
Choice 4 is burning paper jorts
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use 1 burning newspaper
Encounter: Extra, Extra
Took choice 1277/4: Jorts! Jorts! Jorts!
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1277&option=4
You lose 1 hit point
You acquire an item: burning paper jorts
Choice 5 is burning paper crane
Code:
use 1 burning newspaper
Encounter: Extra, Extra
Took choice 1277/5: I... a crane, I guess!
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1277&option=5
You lose 1 hit point
You acquire an item: burning paper crane
Choice 6 is to leave without making anything
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use 1 burning newspaper
Encounter: Extra, Extra
Took choice 1277/6: Nothing right now
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1277&option=6