[164] Cap'm Caronch's Map
Encounter: booty crab
Round 0: ckb1 loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
ckb-consult: Round 1: Fighting a booty crab at none with 120 ML
Monster: Atk=220, Def=210, HP=190, Dmg=6, Hit=false
Disco Bandit: Atk=414 Moxie, Mox=414, HP=537, Hit=true
ckb-consult macro = abort hppercentbelow 20; abort pastround 27; skill Summon Love Mosquito; skill Summon Love Gnats; use Time-Spinner; skill Cowboy Kick; attack; repeat !pastround 22; skill Stuffed Mortar Shell; skill Cannelloni Cannon; repeat;
Round 1: ckb1 executes a macro!
Round 1: ckb1 casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: booty crab takes 10 damage.
Round 2: You gain 10 hit points
Round 2: ckb1 casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: ckb1 uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 4: booty crab drops 11 attack power.
Round 4: booty crab drops 10 defense.
Round 4: ckb1 casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 5: booty crab takes 11 damage.
Round 5: ckb1 attacks!
Round 6: booty crab takes 140 damage.
Round 6: ckb1 attacks!
Round 7: booty crab takes 140 damage.
Round 7: ckb1 wins the fight!
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
You gain 1005 Meat
You acquire an item: Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty
After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 44 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
Finished using 1 Cap'm Caronch's Map.
Visit to Island: Barrrney's Barrr in progress...
Encounter: This Adventure Bites
This Adventure Bites
You acquire an item: Orcish Frat House blueprints
Purchasing frilly skirt (1 @ 76)...
You spent 76 Meat
You acquire an item: frilly skirt
Purchases complete.
Putting on frilly skirt...
Equipment changed.
[166] Orcish Frat House blueprints
[166] Frat House
Encounter: The Infiltrationist
Submitting option 3 for choice 188
You acquire an item: Cap'm Caronch's dentures
Visit to Island: Barrrney's Barrr in progress...
[167] Barrrney's Barrr
Encounter: Step Up to the Table, Put the Ball in Play
ckb-Std: Trying Beer Pong
[168] Barrrney's Barrr
Encounter: Arrr You Man Enough?
Found appropriate retort for insult.
Insult: Yer face is as foul as that of a drowned goat!
Retort: I'm not really comfortable being compared to your girlfriend that way.
Found appropriate retort for insult.
Insult: Not a single man has faced me and lived to tell the tale!
Retort: It only seems that way because you haven't learned to count to one.
Found appropriate retort for insult.
Insult: In all my years I've not seen a more loathsome worm than yerself!
Retort: Amazing! How do you manage to shave without using a mirror?
You won a thrilling game of Insult Beer Pong!
ckb-Std: Fighting One Writing Desk
BUGGER: visit_url
[169] Chateau Painting
Encounter: writing desk
<html><head><script language=Javascript><!--if (parent.frames.length == 0) location.href="game.php";top.charpane.location.href="charpane.php";//--></script><script language=Javascript src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/keybinds.min.2.js"></script><script language=Javascript src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/window.20111231.js"></script><script language=Javascript src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/jquery-1.3.1.min.js"></script><link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Shadows+Into+Light" rel="stylesheet"><script language="javascript" src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/core.js"></script><script src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/fight.js"></script><script>var onturn = 1;</script> <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/styles.20151006.css"><style type='text/css'>.faded { zoom: 1; filter: alpha(opacity=35); opacity: 0.35; -khtml-opacity: 0.35; -moz-opacity: 0.35;}</style></head><body><center><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Combat!</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><table><tr><td width=30 valign=top></td><td><div id=monsterpic style='position: relative;'> <img id='monpic' src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/ravendesk.gif" width=100 height=100></div></td><td valign=center>You're fighting <span id='monname'>a writing desk</span></td></tr></table><br><table><tr><td width=30><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/hp.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Hit Points" title="Enemy's Hit Points"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>97</font></b></td><td width=30><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/nicesword.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Attack Power" title="Enemy's Attack Power"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>98</font></b></td><td width=30><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/whiteshield.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Defense" title="Enemy's Defense"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>98</font></b></td><td><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/sprocket.gif alt="This monster is a Construct" title="This monster is a Construct"></td><td><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/circle.gif width=30 height=30 alt="This monster has no particular elemental alignment." title="This monster has no particular elemental alignment."></td><td><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/watch.gif alt="Initiative +50%" title="Initiative +50%"></td></tr></table><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"97","def":"98","off":"98"};</script></center><blockquote>You gaze at the painting, reflecting on the fight. Your vision swims, and the memory intensifies.</blockquote><center><p><p>You get the jump on it.<p><p><center><table><a name="end"><form name=attack action=fight.php method=post><input type=hidden name=action value="attack"><tr><td align=center><input id='tack' picurl=bassclarinet onclick="return killforms(this)" class=button type=submit value="Attack with your bass clarinet"></td></tr></form></a><form name=steal action=fight.php method=post><input type=hidden name=action value="steal"><tr><td align=center><input class=button onclick="return killforms(this);" type=submit value="Pick Its Pocket"></td></tr></form><form name=useitem action=fight.php method=post><input type=hidden name=action value="useitem"><tr><td align=left><select name=whichitem><option value=0>(select an item)</option><option picurl=beer value=2350>beer bomb (1)</option><option picurl=cast value=474>cast (4)</option><option picurl=napkin value=2956>cocktail napkin (5)</option><option picurl=newyoucard1 value=9479>Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting (1)</option><option picurl=newyoucard7 value=9485>Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart (1)</option><option picurl=balm value=232>Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment (1)</option><option picurl=kgbcigar value=9497>exploding cigar (6)</option><option picurl=ninjastars value=353>frigid ninja stars (1)</option><option picurl=inkwell value=1958>inkwell (3)</option><option picurl=firecrack value=747>Knob Goblin firecracker (1)</option><option picurl=loveboomerang value=9323>LOV Enamorang (2)</option><option picurl=biscuit value=563>sonar-in-a-biscuit (1)</option><option picurl=web value=27>spider web (2)</option><option picurl=stuffingball value=9164>stuffing fluffer (2)</option><option picurl=tennisball value=8650>tennis ball (1)</option><option picurl=book4 value=2947>The Big Book of Pirate Insults (1)</option><option picurl=timespinner selected value=9104>Time-Spinner (1)</option><option picurl=potion5 value=469>wussiness potion (3)</option></select><br><select name=whichitem2><option value=0>(select an item)</option><option value=2350>beer bomb (1)</option><option value=474>cast (4)</option><option value=2956>cocktail napkin (5)</option><option value=9479>Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting (1)</option><option value=9485>Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart (1)</option><option value=232>Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment (1)</option><option value=9497>exploding cigar (6)</option><option value=353>frigid ninja stars (1)</option><option value=1958>inkwell (3)</option><option value=747>Knob Goblin firecracker (1)</option><option value=9323>LOV Enamorang (2)</option><option value=563>sonar-in-a-biscuit (1)</option><option value=27>spider web (2)</option><option value=9164>stuffing fluffer (2)</option><option value=8650>tennis ball (1)</option><option value=2947>The Big Book of Pirate Insults (1)</option><option value=9104>Time-Spinner (1)</option><option value=469>wussiness potion 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BUGGER: run_combat
<html><head><script language=Javascript><!--if (parent.frames.length == 0) location.href="game.php";top.charpane.location.href="charpane.php";//--></script><script language=Javascript src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/keybinds.min.2.js"></script><script language=Javascript src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/window.20111231.js"></script><script language=Javascript src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/jquery-1.3.1.min.js"></script><link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Shadows+Into+Light" rel="stylesheet"><script language="javascript" src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/core.js"></script><script src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/fight.js"></script><script>var onturn = 2;</script> <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/styles.20151006.css"><style type='text/css'>.faded { zoom: 1; filter: alpha(opacity=35); opacity: 0.35; -khtml-opacity: 0.35; -moz-opacity: 0.35;}</style></head><body><center><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Combat!</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><!-- macroaction: skill 7245 --><center><table><tr><td width=30 valign=top></td><td><div id=monsterpic style='position: relative;'> <img id='monpic' src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/bootycrab.gif" width=100 height=100></div></td><td valign=center>You're fighting <span id='monname'>a booty crab</span></td></tr></table><br><table><tr><td width=30><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/hp.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Hit Points" title="Enemy's Hit Points"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>180</font></b></td><td width=30><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/nicesword.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Attack Power" title="Enemy's Attack Power"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>220</font></b></td><td width=30><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/whiteshield.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Defense" title="Enemy's Defense"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>210</font></b></td><td><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/beastflavor.gif alt="This monster is a Beast" title="This monster is a Beast"></td><td><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/wink.gif width=30 height=30 alt="This monster is Sleazy. Sleaze is weak against Cold and Spooky." title="This monster is Sleazy. Sleaze is weak against Cold and Spooky."></td><td><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/lightningbolt.gif alt="Always wins initiative" title="Always wins initiative"></td></tr></table><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"180","def":"210","off":"220"};</script><table><tr><Td><p>A plump love mosquito bites your opponent, draining 10 damage worth of blood and injecting it into you. Luckily, the blood types match!</td></tr></table><center><table><tr><td><img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/hp.gif" height=30 width=30></td><td valign=center class=effect>You gain 10 hit points.</td></tr></table></center><table><tr><Td></td></tr></table><table><tr><Td></td></tr></table><!-- macroaction: skill 7247 --><hr size="4" style="color: black; background-color: black;"/><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"180","def":"210","off":"220"};</script><table><tr><Td>You waft some of your gnat-specific aromas into the air surrounding your opponent. Right on cue, a cloud of gnats converges on it.</td></tr></table><table><tr><Td></td></tr></table><p>Your opponent sighs with relief as the love gnats disperse. <B>(STUN RESISTED!)</b><!-- macroaction: use 9104, 0 --><hr size="4" style="color: black; background-color: black;"/><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"180","def":"200","off":"209"};</script><table><tr><td valign=top><img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/timespinner.gif" width=30 height=30 alt="Time-Spinner" title="Time-Spinner"></td><td valign=center><table><tr><Td>You flick the center of your time-spinner and watch as time runs backwards for your opponent, back to a simpler time when monsters were weaker and adventurers were adventurers.<center><table><tr><td><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/nicesword.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Monster Attack" title="Monster Attack"></td><td valign=center>Monster attack power reduced by <b>11</td></tr></table></center><center><table><tr><td><img src=https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/whiteshield.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Monster Defense" title="Monster Defense"></td><td valign=center>Monster defense reduced by <b>10</td></tr></table></center></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><table><tr><Td></td></tr></table><!-- macroaction: skill 7268 --><hr size="4" style="color: black; background-color: black;"/><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"169","def":"200","off":"209"};</script><table><tr><Td><p>You deliver a fierce cowboy kick, dealing 11 damage. Yee haw!</td></tr></table><table><tr><Td></td></tr></table><!-- macroaction: attack --><hr size="4" style="color: black; background-color: black;"/><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"29","def":"200","off":"209"};</script><table><tr><Td><p>You hit it for 127 (<font color=red><b>+2</b></font>) (<font color=blue><b>+4</b></font>) (<font color=green><b>+2</b></font>) (<font color=gray><b>+4</b></font>) (<font color=blueviolet><b>+1</b></font>) damage.<b><font color=blue> ZOT! ZAP! BARF! BIFF! BOOF! ZOT! KERBLAM! BARF! WHAM! WHAMMO!</font></b></td></tr></table><table><tr><Td></td></tr></table><p><table><tr><td>It tries to hit you with a pair of ragged claws, but you show it a peach and it gets all nervous and backs off.</td></tr></table><!-- macroaction: attack --><hr size="4" style="color: black; background-color: black;"/><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"0","def":"200","off":"209"};</script><table><tr><Td><p>You hit it for 127 (<font color=red><b>+2</b></font>) (<font color=blue><b>+4</b></font>) (<font color=green><b>+2</b></font>) (<font color=gray><b>+4</b></font>) (<font color=blueviolet><b>+1</b></font>) damage.<b><font color=blue> BARF! BAM! SMACK! KERBLAM! BOINK! BIFF! WHACK! SPLAT! BOINK! KERBLAM!</font></b></td></tr></table><table><tr><Td></td></tr></table><p><center>You win the fight!<!--WINWINWIN--><p><!--familiarmessage--><center><table><tr><td align=center valign=center><img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/lb_grub.gif" width=30 height=30></td><td valign=center>A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.</td></tr></table></center><center><table><tr><td align=center valign=center><img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif" width=30 height=30></td><td valign=center>You gain 1005 Meat</td></tr></table></center><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=2999&s=0&q=1&d=0&g=0&t=0&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=."><tr><td><img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/chest.gif" alt="Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty" title="Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty" class=hand onClick='descitem(912251690)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty</b></td></tr></table></center><p>You gain 17 Strongness.<bR><b>You gain a Muscle point!</b><br>You gain 20 Mysteriousness.<bR><b>You gain a Mysticality point!</b><br>You gain 44 Smarm.<bR><b>You gain a Moxie point!</b><br><p><a name="end"></a></center><center><a href="cove.php">Go back to the Obligatory Pirate's Cove</a></center><script>parent.charpane.location.href="charpane.php";</script><script language="javascript"> function updateParseItem(iid, field, info) { var tbl = $('#ic'+iid); var data = parseItem(tbl); if (!data) return; data[field] = info; var out = []; for (i in data) { if (!data.hasOwnProperty(i)) continue; out.push(i+'='+data[i]); } tbl.attr('rel', out.join('&')); } function parseItem(tbl) { tbl = $(tbl); var rel = tbl.attr('rel'); var data = {}; if (!rel) return data; var parts = rel.split('&'); for (i in parts) { if (!parts.hasOwnProperty(i)) continue; var kv = parts[i].split('='); tbl.data(kv[0], kv[1]); data[kv[0]] = kv[1]; } return data; }</script><script type="text/javascript" src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/pop_query.20130705.js"></script><script type="text/javascript" src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/ircm.20161111.js"></script><script type="text/javascript">var tp = top;function pop_ircm_contents(i, some) { var contents = '', shown = 0, da = ' <a href="#" rel="?" class="small dojaxy">[some]</a> <a href="#" rel="', db = '" class="small dojaxy">[all]</a>', dc = '<div style="width:100%; padding-bottom: 3px;" rel="', dd = '<a href="#" rel="1" class="small dojaxy">['; one = 'one'; ss=some;if (i.d==1 && i.s>0) { shown++; contents += dc + 'sellstuff.php?action=sell&ajax=1&type=quant&whichitem%5B%5D=IID&howmany=NUM&pwd=1ed67d145fd458b0a7eb2a5140807914" id="pircm_'+i.id+'"><b>Auto-Sell ('+i.s+' meat):</b> '+dd+one+']</a>';if (ss) { contents += da + i.n + db;}contents += '</div>';}one = 'one'; ss=some;if (i.q==0) { shown++; contents += dc + 'inventory.php?action=closetpush&ajax=1&whichitem=IID&qty=NUM&pwd=1ed67d145fd458b0a7eb2a5140807914" id="pircm_'+i.id+'"><b>Closet:</b> '+dd+one+']</a>';if (ss) { contents += da + i.n + db;}contents += '</div>';}one = 'one'; ss=some;if (i.q==0 && i.g==0 && i.t==1) { shown++; contents += dc + 'managestore.php?action=additem&qty1=NUM&item1=IID&price1=&limit1=&ajax=1&pwd=1ed67d145fd458b0a7eb2a5140807914" id="pircm_'+i.id+'"><b>Stock in Mall:</b> '+dd+one+']</a>';if (ss) { contents += da + i.n + db;}contents += '</div>';}one = 'one'; ss=some;if (i.q==0) { shown++; contents += dc + 'managecollection.php?action=put&ajax=1&whichitem1=IID&howmany1=NUM&pwd=1ed67d145fd458b0a7eb2a5140807914" id="pircm_'+i.id+'"><b>Add to Display Case:</b> '+dd+one+']</a>';if (ss) { contents += da + i.n + db;}contents += '</div>';}one = 'one'; ss=some;if (i.q==0 && i.p==0 && i.u=="q" && i.d==1 && i.t==1) { shown++; contents += dc + 'craft.php?action=pulverize&ajax=1&smashitem=IID&qty=NUM&pwd=1ed67d145fd458b0a7eb2a5140807914" id="pircm_'+i.id+'"><b>Pulverize:</b> '+dd+one+']</a>';if (ss) { contents += da + i.n + db;}contents += '</div>';}one = 'one'; ss=some;if (i.u && i.u != "." && !i.ac) { shown++; contents += dc + 'inv_'+(i.u=="a"?"redir":(lab=(i.u=="u"?"use":(i.u=="e"?"eat":(i.u=="b"?"booze":(i.u=="s"?"spleen":"equip"))))))+'.php?ajax=1&whichitem=IID&itemquantity=NUM&quantity=NUM'+(i.u=="q"?"&action=equip":"")+'&pwd=1ed67d145fd458b0a7eb2a5140807914" id="pircm_'+i.id+'"><b>'+ucfirst(unescape(i.ou ? 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