Mafia? Yes... generally multiple times a day.
Sounds like you lost your copies that you'd edited back on post 96 (about 14 months ago) and grabbed the OP versions, because that's exactly the same problem that you reported back on post 94.
I'm assuming that you've tried the versions from post 97...?
At an unknown date around September 8, 2013, the name of this item was changed. It used to be called junk-mail pants, and had this description:
Do you need a bigger sword? Are you interested in refinancing your Newbiesport tent? Do you want to see hot co-ed Knob Goblins churning butter?
Neither does anyone else. That's why all the junk-mail in the Kingdom ends up being made into pants. Just be careful of papercuts when you put these on, and don't forget to forward them to all of your friends so your wish will come true.