Bug - Fixed Sometimes Palindome Dudes don't count!

[472] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: mutant Bob Racecar
Round 0: Veracity wins initiative!
Round 1: Veracity tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: ketchup hound
Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
Round 2: Veracity attacks!
Round 3: Bob Racecar takes 65 damage.
Round 3: Veracity attacks!
Round 4: Bob Racecar takes 75 damage.
Round 4: Veracity attacks!
Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 68 damage.
Round 5: Veracity wins the fight!
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[479] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: mutant Racecar Bob
Round 0: Veracity wins initiative!
Round 1: Veracity attacks!
Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 72 damage.
Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
Round 2: Veracity attacks!
Round 3: Racecar Bob takes 75 damage.
Round 3: Veracity attacks!
Round 4: Racecar Bob takes 73 damage.
Round 4: Veracity wins the fight!
...
[481] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: mutant Drab Bard
Round 0: Veracity wins initiative!
Round 1: Veracity casts STEAL ACCORDION!
You acquire an item: accordionoid rocca
Round 2: Veracity attacks!
Round 3: Drab Bard takes 70 damage.
Round 3: Veracity attacks!
Round 4: Drab Bard takes 72 damage.
Round 4: Veracity attacks!
Round 5: Drab Bard takes 73 damage.
Round 5: Veracity wins the fight!

[color=green]> get palindomeDudesDefeated[/color]

3

[464] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: mutant Bob Racecar
Round 0: Veracity wins initiative!
Round 1: Veracity attacks!
Round 2: Bob Racecar takes 70 damage.
Round 2: Veracity attacks!
Round 3: Bob Racecar takes 67 damage.
Round 3: Veracity attacks!
Round 4: Bob Racecar takes 70 damage.
Round 4: Veracity wins the fight!
After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled BoogerFettuciniBeast. You lost, but it was a good workout!
After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
After Battle: "Trick or treat!" Hasemary yells at your fallen foe. With their last breath, they dump a handful of candy in her bucket. How heartwarming!
After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
After Battle: You gain 16 Mojo Points
You gain 173 Meat
You acquire an item: ketchup hound
You gain 20 Meat.
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 34 Chutzpah

[color=green]> get palindomeDudesDefeated[/color]

4

		else if ( monsterName.equals( "Drab Bard" ) ||
		          monsterName.equals( "Bob Racecar" ) ||
		          monsterName.equals( "Racecar Bob" ) )
		{
			if ( QuestDatabase.isQuestStep( Quest.PALINDOME, QuestDatabase.STARTED ) )
			{
				Preferences.increment( "palindomeDudesDefeated", 1, 5, false );
			}
		}

[312] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Do Geese See God?
Took choice 129/1: photograph of God
choice.php?whichchoice=129&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: photograph of God

[313] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: mutant Racecar Bob
Round 0: ckb1 loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
> Digitize this Racecar Bob
Round 1: ckb1 executes a macro!
Round 1: ckb1 casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 16 damage.
Round 2: You gain 16 hit points
Round 2: ckb1 casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 3: ckb1 casts DIGITIZE!
Round 4: ckb1 uses the beehive!
Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 5 damage.
Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 5 damage.
Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 6 damage.
Round 5: ckb1 uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 14 attack power.
Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 13 defense.
Round 6: ckb1 casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 30 damage.
Round 7: ckb1 casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 8: ckb1 uses the disposable instant camera!
You acquire an item: photograph of a dog
Round 9: ckb1 attacks!
Round 10: Racecar Bob takes 254 damage.
Round 10: ckb1 wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: Frurlotte dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
You gain 218 Meat
You acquire an item: enormous belt buckle
You acquire an item: stunt nuts
You acquire an item: ketchup hound
You acquire an item: rad (10)
After Battle: You gain 47 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Gallery.

[416] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Racecar Bob
Round 0: bale wins initiative!
scrollwhendone; while hasskill 4034; skill 4034; endwhile; skill 7245; skill 7268; use 9104; sub finito; skill 4009; endsub; call finito; repeat hasskill 4009 && (!times 1)
Round 1: bale executes a macro!
Round 1: bale casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 7 attack power.
Round 2: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
Round 2: bale casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 3: Racecar Bob takes 15 damage.
Round 3: You gain 15 hit points
Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 6 attack power.
Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 6 defense.
Round 3: bale casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 4: Racecar Bob takes 20 damage.
Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 7 defense.
Round 4: bale uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 8 attack power.
Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 7 defense.
Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
Round 5: bale casts WAVE OF SAUCE!
Round 6: Racecar Bob takes 192 damage.
Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
Round 6: bale wins the fight!
After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you and SexyRest totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
After Battle: You gain 50 Mana Points
You gain 324 Meat
You acquire an item: enormous belt buckle
You acquire an item: stunt nuts
You acquire an item: ketchup hound
After Battle: NUE tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 28 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
You gain 7 Soulsauce

[COLOR="#808000"]> get palindomeDudesDefeated[/COLOR]

0

[COLOR="#808000"]> get questL11Palindome[/COLOR]

unstarted

Use 1 snakehead charrrm + 1 snakehead charrrm
You acquire an item: Talisman o' Namsilat

equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)

buy 1 Knob Goblin eyedrops for 200 each from The Knob Dispensary
You spent 200 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin eyedrops

use 1 Knob Goblin eyedrops
You acquire an effect: Peeled Eyeballs (10)

buy 1 Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray for 250 each from The Knob Dispensary
You spent 250 Meat
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray

use 1 Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
You acquire an effect: Heavy Petting (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)

[437] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Drab Bard WITH BACON!!!
Round 0: Malibu Stacey wins initiative!
Round 1: Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than / forestall their repair hither, and say you are not.
Round 1: Malibu Stacey executes a macro!
Round 1: Malibu Stacey casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 2: Drab Bard takes 16 damage.
Round 2: But break, my heart; for I must hold my tongue.
Round 2: Malibu Stacey casts CLUB FOOT!
Round 3: Drab Bard drops 14 defense.
Round 3: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 3: Drab Bard takes 16 damage.
Round 3: If with too credent ear you list his songs, / must show fairly outward, should more appear like.
Round 3: Malibu Stacey uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 4: Drab Bard drops 7 attack power.
Round 4: Drab Bard drops 6 defense.
Round 4: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 4: Drab Bard takes 16 damage.
Round 4: Let her not walk i' the sun: conception is a / liberal-conceited carriages; that's the French bet?
Round 4: Malibu Stacey attacks!
Round 5: Drab Bard takes 267 damage.
Round 5: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 5: Drab Bard takes 15 damage.
Round 5: Malibu Stacey wins the fight!
You gain 88 Meat
After Battle: Trolliam does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
You acquire an item: olive
You acquire an item: drab sonata
You acquire an item: BACON (5)
After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm

[438] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Evil Olive WITH SCIENCE!
Round 0: Malibu Stacey loses initiative!
Round 1: But what we do determine oft we break.
Round 1: Malibu Stacey executes a macro!
Round 1: Malibu Stacey casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 2: Evil Olive takes 16 damage.
Round 2: You lose 49 hit points
Round 2: And to such wondrous doing brought his horse, / thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as?
Round 2: Malibu Stacey casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH MEDICINE!
Round 3: You gain 108 hit points
Round 3: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 17 damage.
Round 3: Evil Olive takes 17 damage.
Round 3: If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for / that's villanous, and shows a most pitiful ambition?
Round 3: Malibu Stacey attacks!
Round 4: Evil Olive takes 237 damage.
Round 4: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 4: Evil Olive takes 16 damage.
Round 4: Malibu Stacey wins the fight!
After Battle: Trolliam finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: olive
You acquire an item: bottle of gin
You acquire an item: jumbo olive
After Battle: Trolliam says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Periwinkle Matter!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness

[439] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Bob Racecar WITH SCIENCE!
Round 0: Malibu Stacey wins initiative!
Round 1: Holding a weak supposal of our worth, / and boy, thirty years.
Round 1: Malibu Stacey uses the disposable instant camera!
You acquire an item: photograph of a dog
Round 2: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 2: Bob Racecar takes 16 damage.
Round 2: You lose 41 hit points
Round 2: God be wi' you; fare you well.
Round 2: Malibu Stacey executes a macro!
Round 2: Malibu Stacey casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 3: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 3: Bob Racecar takes 15 damage.
Round 3: I stay too long: but here my father comes.
Round 3: Malibu Stacey casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH MEDICINE!
Round 4: You gain 137 hit points
Round 4: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 4: Bob Racecar takes 15 damage.
Round 4: Is it a custom?
Round 4: Malibu Stacey attacks!
Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 235 damage.
Round 5: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 16 damage.
Round 5: Malibu Stacey wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Trolliam, the 16 lb. Intergnat
You gain 161 Meat
After Battle: Trolliam finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: mesh cap
You acquire an item: leather chaps
You acquire an item: stunt nuts
You acquire an item: ketchup hound
You acquire an item: a butt tuba
After Battle: Trolliam says, "Did you know: Shafer's Fifteenth Law of Weight says the force acting on an object is equal to the gravity of the object times its friction!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 25 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek

cast 1 Smooth Movement
You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)

[440] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Bob Racecar WITH BACON!!!
Round 0: Malibu Stacey loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
Round 1: Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens / it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their.
Round 1: Malibu Stacey executes a macro!
Round 1: Malibu Stacey casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
Round 2: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 2: Bob Racecar takes 16 damage.
Round 2: Importing Denmark's health and England's too, / cuffs in the question.
Round 2: Malibu Stacey casts CLUB FOOT!
Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 15 defense.
Round 3: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 3: Bob Racecar takes 16 damage.
Round 3: Have at you now!
Round 3: Malibu Stacey uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 7 attack power.
Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 6 defense.
Round 4: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 4: Bob Racecar takes 16 damage.
Round 4: Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
Round 4: Malibu Stacey attacks!
Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 257 damage.
Round 5: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 15 damage.
Round 5: Malibu Stacey wins the fight!
You gain 171 Meat
After Battle: Trolliam does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
You acquire an item: stunt nuts
You acquire an item: ketchup hound
You acquire an item: BACON (5)
After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek

[441] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Flock of Stab-bats
Round 0: Malibu Stacey loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 55 hit points
Round 1: Let me be cruel, not unnatural: / tragedians of the city.
Round 1: Malibu Stacey executes a macro!
Round 1: Malibu Stacey casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling them up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 2: Flock of Stab-bats takes 16 damage.
Round 2: You lose 57 hit points
Round 2: I pray you, good Horatio, wait upon him.
Round 2: Malibu Stacey attacks!
Round 3: Flock of Stab-bats takes 232 damage.
Round 3: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling them up in the nasty child leash and dealing 17 damage.
Round 3: Flock of Stab-bats takes 17 damage.
Round 3: Malibu Stacey wins the fight!
You gain 180 Meat
After Battle: Trolliam does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
You acquire an item: batblade
You acquire an item: batgut
You acquire an item: bat wing
After Battle: Trolliam suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a HyruleChatbot but I eated it!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm

[442] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Rod Nevada, Vendor
Took choice 873/1: photograph of a red nugget
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=873&option=1
You acquire an item: photograph of a red nugget

[443] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
Encounter: All The Rave
You acquire an item: Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler

cast 1 The Ode to Booze
You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)

drink 1 Lucky Lindy
You gain 4 Adventures
You gain 1 Drunkenness
You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
You lose 500 Meat
Lindy burp: 161

[444] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Tan Gnat
Round 0: Malibu Stacey wins initiative!
Round 1: E'en that.
Round 1: Malibu Stacey executes a macro!
Round 1: Malibu Stacey casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 2: Tan Gnat takes 15 damage.
Round 2: Ay, sir, that soaks up the king's countenance, his / too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently;!
Round 2: Malibu Stacey attacks!
Round 3: Tan Gnat takes 249 damage.
Round 3: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 3: Tan Gnat takes 16 damage.
Round 3: Malibu Stacey wins the fight!
You gain 23 Meat
After Battle: Trolliam starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
You acquire an item: suntan lotion of moxiousness
You acquire an item: gnatwing
You acquire an item: filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")
After Battle: Trolliam suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah HyruleChatbot!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm

[445] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Taco Cat WITH BACON!!!
Round 0: Malibu Stacey wins initiative!
Round 1: How in my words soever she be shent, / is the image of a murder done in Vienna: Gonzago is?
Round 1: Malibu Stacey executes a macro!
Round 1: Malibu Stacey casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 2: Taco Cat takes 16 damage.
Round 2: But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my / a year: but, by'r lady, he must build churches!
Round 2: Malibu Stacey casts CLUB FOOT!
Round 3: Taco Cat drops 14 defense.
Round 3: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 16 damage.
Round 3: Taco Cat takes 16 damage.
Round 3: Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye!
Round 3: Malibu Stacey uses the Time-Spinner!
Round 4: Taco Cat drops 7 attack power.
Round 4: Taco Cat drops 6 defense.
Round 4: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 4: Taco Cat takes 15 damage.
Round 4: How should I your true love know / know him. He hath much land, and fertile: let a!
Round 4: Malibu Stacey attacks!
Round 5: Taco Cat takes 255 damage.
Round 5: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling it up in the nasty child leash and dealing 15 damage.
Round 5: Taco Cat takes 15 damage.
Round 5: Malibu Stacey wins the fight!
You gain 127 Meat
After Battle: Trolliam finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: taco shell
You acquire an item: catgut
You acquire an item: cat appendix
You acquire an item: BACON (5)
After Battle: You gain 25 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm

[446] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Do Geese See God?
Took choice 129/1: photograph of God
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=129&option=1
You acquire an item: photograph of God

[447] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Drab Bard NAMED NEIL
Round 0: Malibu Stacey wins initiative!
Round 1: Hath turn'd itself on me lo, here I lie, / convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your!
Round 1: Malibu Stacey executes a macro!
Round 1: Malibu Stacey casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
Round 2: Trolliam says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 24 damage.
Round 2: Drab Bard takes 24 damage.
Round 2: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 12 damage.
Round 2: Drab Bard takes 12 damage.
Round 2: You lose 42 hit points
Round 2: And we did think it writ down in our duty / they hold up Adam's profession.
Round 2: Malibu Stacey attacks!
Round 3: Drab Bard takes 261 damage.
Round 3: Trolliam says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 21 damage.
Round 3: Drab Bard takes 21 damage.
Round 3: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 13 damage.
Round 3: Drab Bard takes 13 damage.
Round 3: Malibu Stacey wins the fight!
You gain 139 Meat
After Battle: Trolliam does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
You acquire an item: olive
You acquire an item: drab sonata
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah

[448] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Last Egg Gets Al
You acquire an item: photograph of an ostrich egg

[449] Inside the Palindome
Encounter: Racecar Bob NAMED NEIL
Round 0: Malibu Stacey loses initiative!
Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
Round 1: Itself to motion, like as it would speak; / imagination to give them shape, or time to act them?
Round 1: Malibu Stacey executes a macro!
Round 1: Malibu Stacey casts EXTRACT!
You acquire an item: Source essence
Round 2: Trolliam says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 29 damage.
Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 29 damage.
Round 2: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 13 damage.
Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 13 damage.
Round 2: Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry,--as / you.
Round 2: Malibu Stacey attacks!
Round 3: Racecar Bob takes 251 damage.
Round 3: Trolliam says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 18 damage.
Round 3: Racecar Bob takes 18 damage.
Round 3: Trolliam runs in circles around your opponent, tangling him up in the nasty child leash and dealing 12 damage.
Round 3: Racecar Bob takes 12 damage.
Round 3: Malibu Stacey wins the fight!
You gain 183 Meat
After Battle: Trolliam starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
You acquire an item: leather chaps
You acquire an item: ketchup hound
You acquire an item: "I Love Me, Vol. I"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek

use 1 "I Love Me, Vol. I"