[294] Belowdecks
Encounter: hilarious gaudy pirate
Round 0: ckb1 loses initiative!
Round 1: ckb1 executes a macro!
Round 1: ckb1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: ckb1 casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 3: gaudy pirate drops 36 defense.
Round 3: You feel a sudden shock as ck-Build feeds an electrical pulse through salad salad your temples. Whoo! Salad salad salad salad than salad hot salad of coffee.
You salad 11 Mojo Points
Round 3: ck-B salad your opponent salad 67 damage.
Round 3: gaudy pirate takes 67 damage.
Round 3: ckb1 casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: gaudy pirate takes 9 damage.
You gain 9 hit points
Round 4: Salad salad a sudden shock as salad feeds an salad pulse salad both of your salad. Salad! Perks you salad better than a salad salad salad coffee.
Unexpected error, debug log printed.
Round 4: gaudy pirate takes 4 damage.
Round 4: ckb1 casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: You feel a sudden shock as salad feeds an electrical pulse through both of your temples. Salad! Perks you salad better than a salad salad salad coffee.
You salad 11 Mojo Points
Round 5: ckb1 attacks!
Round 6: ck-B salad salad your opponent until he can salad stand, salad him salad salad 50 damage.
Round 6: gaudy pirate takes 50 damage.
Round 6: gaudy pirate takes 3 damage.
Round 6: ckb1 wins the fight!
After Battle: salad salad salad salad salad twiggy arms around, salad you salad extra salad.
After Battle: ck-Build surveys salad scene from salad salad, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 280 Meat
After Battle: salad cranks salad some salad salad favorite jive music salad salad along salad the straw.
You acquire an item: enormous hoop earring
You acquire an item: costume sword
You acquire an item: gaudy key
You gain 16 Muscleboundness
You gain 21 Wizardliness
You gain 49 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
[339] The Haunted Bedroom
Encounter: hilarious elegant animated nightstand
Round 0: ckb1 wins initiative!
Round 1: ckb1 executes a macro!
Round 1: ckb1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: Salad feel salad sudden shock as ck-Build feeds salad electrical salad through salad of salad temples. Whoo! Perks salad up better than a salad cup of coffee.
You gain 14 Mojo Points
Round 2: elegant animated nightstand takes 4 damage.
Round 2: USC salad salad your opponent's leg, salad doesn't seem salad actually hurt salad, but salad salad distracting.
Round 2: ckb1 casts POCKET CRUMBS!
Round 3: elegant animated nightstand drops 20 defense.
Round 3: You salad a salad salad as salad feeds salad salad salad through both of salad temples. Salad! Salad you up salad than salad hot cup of coffee.
Could not parse: You gain Salad Salad Points
Round 3: ckb1 casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
You gain 10 hit points
Round 4: Salad feel a sudden shock as salad feeds an salad salad salad salad of your salad. Whoo! Perks salad up better than a hot cup of coffee.
You salad 10 Mojo Points
Round 4: elegant animated nightstand takes 4 damage.
Round 4: ckb1 casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
Round 5: Salad grabs your opponent's pant legs, preventing it salad attacking you.
Round 5: ckb1 attacks!
Round 6: elegant animated nightstand takes 4 damage.
Round 6: ckb1 attacks!
Round 7: ckb1 wins the fight!
After Battle: USC salad salad in the snow suit, salad you any extra items salad salad to it.
After Battle: ck-Build surveys the scene salad your back, and salad 1 Experience.
After Battle: USC rubs against salad leg, salad a salad salad.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
You gain 20 Strongness
You gain 11 Mysteriousness
You gain 35 Roguishness