<!--faaaaaaart--><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Combat: Round 2!</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><!-- macroaction: skill 4032 --><center><table><tr><td><div id=monsterpic style='position: relative;'> <img id='monpic' src="/images/adventureimages/bossbat.gif" width=100 height=100></div></td><td valign=center>You're fighting <span id='monname'>The Boss Bat</span><font size=2 color=gray><br />HP: 118, Atk: 111, Def: 107, Type: beast</font></td><td width=30></td><td><table><tr><td width=30><img src=/images/itemimages/nicesword.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Attack Power" title="Enemy's Attack Power"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>111</font></b></td><td><img src=/images/itemimages/beastflavor.gif alt="This monster is a Beast" title="This monster is a Beast"></td></tr><tr><td width=30><img src=/images/itemimages/whiteshield.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Defense" title="Enemy's Defense"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>107</font></b></td><td><img src=/images/itemimages/circle.gif width=30 height=30 alt="This monster has no particular elemental alignment." title="This monster has no particular elemental alignment."></td></tr><tr><td width=30><img src=/images/itemimages/hp.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Hit Points" title="Enemy's Hit Points"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>0</font></b></td><td><img src=/images/itemimages/watch.gif alt="Initiative +60%" title="Initiative +60%"></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><br><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"0","def":"107","off":"111"};</script><p>You conjure up a massive spike of frozen mint sauce and hurl it at your opponent, impaling him for <font color=blue><b>125</b></font> damage.<p>The Hand in Glove smacks your opponent in his Face on Skull, dealing 5 damage.<script>if (typeof state != 'undefined') state['fightover'] = true; window.fightover = true;</script><div id='fightform' class='hideform'><p><center><table><a name="end"><form name=attack action=fight.php method=post><input type=hidden name=action value="attack"><tr><td align=center><input id='tack' picurl=headmasterstaff onclick="return killforms(this)" class=button type=submit value="Attack with your Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals"></td></tr></form></a><form name=chefstaffform action=fight.php method=post><input type=hidden name=action value="chefstaff"><tr><td align=center><input id='chefstaffbutton' picurl=squeastaff class=button type=submit onclick="return killforms(this);" value="Jiggle your Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals"></td></tr></form><form name=useitem action=fight.php method=post><input type=hidden name=action value="useitem"><tr><td align=left><select name=whichitem><option value=0>(select an item)</option><option picurl=8ball value=1907>8-ball (1)</option><option picurl=poisoncup value=829>anti-anti-antidote (4)</option><option picurl=bubblebath value=1965>bottle of Monsieur Bubble (2)</option><option picurl=camera value=7266>disposable instant camera (1)</option><option picurl=syringe3 value=7383>DNA extraction syringe (1)</option><option picurl=potion4 value=2091>fancy bath salts (2)</option><option picurl=hairwad value=1922>gob of wet hair (1)</option><option picurl=spirit value=1939>grouchy restless spirit (2)</option><option picurl=hotashes value=7548>hot ashes (5)</option><option picurl=inkwell value=1958>inkwell (1)</option><option picurl=firecrack value=747>Knob Goblin firecracker (2)</option><option picurl=leftovers value=1777>leftovers of indeterminate origin (1)</option><option picurl=taffy4 value=6364>pulled blue taffy (1)</option><option picurl=taffy3 value=6363>pulled green taffy (1)</option><option picurl=taffy2 value=6362>pulled indigo taffy (1)</option><option picurl=taffy5 value=6365>pulled orange taffy (3)</option><option picurl=taffy7 value=6367>pulled red taffy (2)</option><option picurl=taffy6 value=6366>pulled violet taffy (1)</option><option picurl=taffy1 value=6361>pulled yellow taffy (1)</option><option picurl=tooth value=2>seal tooth (1)</option><option picurl=web value=27>spider web (3)</option></select><br><select name=whichitem2><option value=0>(select an item)</option><option value=1907>8-ball (1)</option><option value=829>anti-anti-antidote (4)</option><option value=1965>bottle of Monsieur Bubble (2)</option><option value=7266>disposable instant camera (1)</option><option value=7383>DNA extraction syringe (1)</option><option value=2091>fancy bath salts (2)</option><option value=1922>gob of wet hair (1)</option><option value=1939>grouchy restless spirit (2)</option><option value=7548>hot ashes (5)</option><option value=1958>inkwell (1)</option><option value=747>Knob Goblin firecracker (2)</option><option value=1777>leftovers of indeterminate origin (1)</option><option value=6364>pulled blue taffy (1)</option><option value=6363>pulled green taffy (1)</option><option value=6362>pulled indigo taffy (1)</option><option value=6365>pulled orange taffy (3)</option><option value=6367>pulled red taffy (2)</option><option value=6366>pulled violet taffy (1)</option><option value=6361>pulled yellow taffy (1)</option><option value=2>seal tooth (1)</option><option value=27>spider web (3)</option></select> <input class=button type=submit onclick="return killforms(this);" value="Use Item(s)"></td></tr></form><form name=skill action=fight.php method=post><input type=hidden name=action value="skill"><tr><td align=center><select name=whichskill><option value='none'>(select a skill)</option><option value="2" picurl="fireball" >Chronic Indigestion (5 Mana Points)</option><option value="15" picurl="commacha" >CLEESH (10 Mana Points)</option><option value="19" picurl="snout" >Transcendent Olfaction (40 Mana Points)</option><option value="29" picurl="campfire" >Conjure Relaxing Campfire (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="31" picurl="snowflake" >Maximum Chill (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="37" picurl="wink" >Inappropriate Backrub (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="33" picurl="blooddrops" >Mudbath (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="43" picurl="creepysleepy" >Creepy Lullaby (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="79" picurl="tattle" >Tattle (7 Mana Points)</option><option value="84" picurl="corclubcor" >Silent Slam (5 Mana Points)</option><option value="85" picurl="blooddrops" >Silent Squirt (10 Mana Points)</option><option value="86" picurl="soulknife" >Silent Slice (5 Mana Points)</option><option value="117" picurl="rrainbow" >Belch The Rainbow (5 Mana Points)</option><option value="92" picurl="upsideturtle" >Club Earth (50 Mana Points)</option><option value="93" picurl="pasta" >Carbohydrate Cudgel (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="94" picurl="splattersmash" >Splattersmash (25 Mana Points)</option><option value="97" picurl="turtleini" >Turtleini (35 Mana Points)</option><option value="98" picurl="sauceshell" >Sauceshell (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="99" picurl="whispers" >Conspiratorial Whispers (25 Mana Points)</option><option value="102" picurl="shadownoodles" >Shadow Noodles (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="104" picurl="splashdance" >Splashdance (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="1022" picurl="clobber" >Clobber (1 Mana Point)</option><option value="1023" picurl="hookspear" >Harpoon! (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="1004" picurl="club2" >Lunge Smack (1 Mana Point)</option><option value="1003" picurl="club" >Thrust-Smack (3 Mana Points)</option><option value="1033" picurl="clubfoot" >Club Foot (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="1005" picurl="cudgel" >Lunging Thrust-Smack (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="1038" picurl="northernexp" >Northern Explosion (16 Mana Points)</option><option value="2022" picurl="ssnapper" >Spectral Snapper (20 Mana Points)</option><option value="2023" picurl="toss" >Toss (0 Mana Points)</option><option value="2024" picurl="leviatuga" >Summon Leviatuga (40 Mana Points)</option><option value="2003" picurl="headbutt" >Headbutt (3 Mana Points)</option><option value="2028" picurl="shellup" >Shell Up (6 Mana Points)</option><option value="2032" picurl="spiritsnap" >Spirit Snap (10 Mana Points)</option><option value="2015" picurl="kneebutt" >Kneebutt (4 Mana Points)</option><option value="3019" picurl="fearfulfet" >Fearful Fettucini (32 Mana Points)</option><option value="3020" picurl="line" >Spaghetti Spear (1 Mana Point)</option><option value="3003" picurl="ravshurikens" >Ravioli Shurikens (4 Mana Points)</option><option value="3004" picurl="entnoodles" >Entangling Noodles (3 Mana Points)</option><option value="3009" picurl="lasbandage" >Lasagna Bandages (6 Mana Points)</option><option value="3005" picurl="pastacannon" >Cannelloni Cannon (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="3007" picurl="stuffshell" >Stuffed Mortar Shell (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="3008" picurl="ironspoon" >Weapon of the Pastalord (32 Mana Points)</option><option value="4020" picurl="salsaball" >Salsaball (1 Mana Point)</option><option value="4024" picurl="scurse1" >Curse of Vichyssoise (2 Mana Points)</option><option value="4003" picurl="saucestream" >Stream of Sauce (2 Mana Points)</option><option value="4014" picurl="saucysalve" >Saucy Salve (4 Mana Points)</option><option value="4005" picurl="raincloud" >Saucestorm (6 Mana Points)</option><option value="4029" picurl="scurse3" >Curse of Marinara (4 Mana Points)</option><option value="4009" picurl="saucewave" >Wave of Sauce (10 Mana Points)</option><option value="4031" picurl="scurse2" >Curse of the Thousand Islands (6 Mana Points)</option><option value="4032" picurl="saucecicle" selected>Saucecicle (12 Mana Points)</option><option value="4012" picurl="saucegeyser" >Saucegeyser (24 Mana Points)</option><option value="4034" picurl="scurse4" >Curse of Weaksauce (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="5019" picurl="terrortango" >Tango of Terror (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="5021" picurl="hernia" >Suckerpunch (1 Mana Point)</option><option value="5003" picurl="eyepoke" >Disco Eye-Poke (2 Mana Points)</option><option value="5005" picurl="dance1" >Disco Dance of Doom (3 Mana Points)</option><option value="5008" picurl="dance2" >Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo (4 Mana Points)</option><option value="5012" picurl="facestab" >Disco Face Stab (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="5033" picurl="knifedark" >Knife in the Dark (10 Mana Points)</option><option value="5035" picurl="irondagger" >Disco Shank (13 Mana Points)</option><option value="5036" picurl="dance3" >Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit (10 Mana Points)</option><option value="5037" picurl="fire" >Disco Inferno (15 Mana Points)</option><option value="6025" picurl="breath" >Sing (1 Mana Point)</option><option value="6029" picurl="brokenflute" >Dissonant Riff (2 Mana Points)</option><option value="6034" picurl="cdlm" >Concerto de los Muertos (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="6037" picurl="bawdyrefrain" >Bawdy Refrain (11 Mana Points)</option></select> <input class=button type=submit onclick="return killforms(this);" value="Use Skill"></td></tr></form><form name=macro action=fight.php method=post><input type=hidden name=action value="macro"><input type="hidden" name="macrotext" value=""><tr><td align=center><select name=whichmacro><option value='0'>(select a macro)</option><option value="80723" picurl="grimglaive" >Spam Attack</option><option value="81441" picurl="vampirefangs" >Spam Infection</option><option value="18415" picurl="heboulder" >Yellow Ray</option></select> <input class=button type=submit onclick="return killforms(this);" value="Execute Macro"></td></tr></form><form name=runaway action=fight.php method=post><input type=hidden name=action value="runaway"><tr><td align=center><input class=button onclick="return killforms(this);" type=submit value="Run Away"></td></tr></form></table></center></div><p><center>You win the fight!<!--WINWINWIN--><p><!--familiarmessage--><center><table><tr><td align=center valign=center><img src="/images/itemimages/jungman.gif" width=30 height=30></td><td valign=center>Onegai Marie says, "as this monster has no meat, I shall collect my fee for psychoanalysis in material goods."</td></tr></table></center><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=258&s=1000&q=0&d=1&g=0&t=1&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=."><tr><td><img src="/images/itemimages/meatstack.gif" alt="dense meat stack" title="dense meat stack" class=hand onClick='descitem(964766953)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>dense meat stack</b></td></tr></table></center><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=191&s=0&q=0&d=0&g=0&t=0&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=q"><tr><td><img src="/images/itemimages/batbelt.gif" alt="batskin belt" title="batskin belt" class=hand onClick='descitem(606865770)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>batskin belt</b> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_equip.php','which=2&action=equip&slot=1&whichitem=191&pwd=daed28eca78c427672493ada11a7db3e&ajax=1');void(0);"><span style='position: relative;' onMouseOver="document.getElementById('whatif2').style.visibility='visible';" onMouseOut="document.getElementById('whatif2').style.visibility='hidden';"><table border=2 id='whatif2' style='background-color: white; visibility: hidden; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 1.2em;'><tr><td>Monster Level</td><td>58.00 (-20.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Experience</td><td>20.33 (-6.67)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie</td><td>3.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie Percent</td><td>50.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle</td><td>8.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle Percent</td><td>50.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality</td><td>3.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality Percent</td><td>60.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle Experience</td><td>10.17 (-3.33)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality Experience</td><td>5.08 (-1.67)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie Experience</td><td>5.08 (-1.67)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Muscle</td><td>104.00 (-4.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Mysticality</td><td>59.00 (-1.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Moxie</td><td>57.00 (-1.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed HP Maximum</td><td>339.00 (-8.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed MP Maximum</td><td>206.00 (-1.00)</td></tr></table>acc1</span></a>]</font> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_equip.php','which=2&action=equip&slot=2&whichitem=191&pwd=daed28eca78c427672493ada11a7db3e&ajax=1');void(0);"><span style='position: relative;' onMouseOver="document.getElementById('whatif3').style.visibility='visible';" onMouseOut="document.getElementById('whatif3').style.visibility='hidden';"><table border=2 id='whatif3' style='background-color: white; visibility: hidden; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 1.2em;'><tr><td>Moxie</td><td>3.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle</td><td>8.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality</td><td>3.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality Percent</td><td>60.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Spell Damage</td><td>110.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>MP Regen Min</td><td>3.00 (-2.00)</td></tr><tr><td>MP Regen Max</td><td>4.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Muscle</td><td>111.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Mysticality</td><td>59.00 (-1.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Moxie</td><td>61.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed HP Maximum</td><td>353.00 (+6.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed MP Maximum</td><td>206.00 (-1.00)</td></tr></table>acc2</span></a>]</font> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_equip.php','which=2&action=equip&slot=3&whichitem=191&pwd=daed28eca78c427672493ada11a7db3e&ajax=1');void(0);"><span style='position: relative;' onMouseOver="document.getElementById('whatif4').style.visibility='visible';" onMouseOut="document.getElementById('whatif4').style.visibility='hidden';"><table border=2 id='whatif4' style='background-color: white; visibility: hidden; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 1.2em;'><tr><td>Monster Level</td><td>28.00 (-50.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Experience</td><td>10.33 (-16.67)</td></tr><tr><td>Meat Drop</td><td>303.97 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie</td><td>3.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie Percent</td><td>55.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle</td><td>3.00 (-2.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle Percent</td><td>55.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality</td><td>3.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality Percent</td><td>65.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Maximum HP</td><td>120.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Maximum MP</td><td>100.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Spell Damage</td><td>110.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle Experience</td><td>5.17 (-8.33)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality Experience</td><td>2.58 (-4.17)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie Experience</td><td>2.58 (-4.17)</td></tr><tr><td>Smithsness</td><td>45.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Muscle</td><td>103.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Mysticality</td><td>61.00 (+1.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Moxie</td><td>59.00 (+1.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed HP Maximum</td><td>327.00 (-20.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed MP Maximum</td><td>204.00 (-3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Single Equip</td><td>false</td></tr></table>acc3</span></a>]</font></td></tr></table></center><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=1250&s=0&q=0&d=0&g=0&t=0&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=q"><tr><td><img src="/images/itemimages/batbling.gif" alt="Boss Bat bling" title="Boss Bat bling" class=hand onClick='descitem(994189224)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>Boss Bat bling</b> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_equip.php','which=2&action=equip&slot=1&whichitem=1250&pwd=daed28eca78c427672493ada11a7db3e&ajax=1');void(0);"><span style='position: relative;' onMouseOver="document.getElementById('whatif5').style.visibility='visible';" onMouseOut="document.getElementById('whatif5').style.visibility='hidden';"><table border=2 id='whatif5' style='background-color: white; visibility: hidden; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 1.2em;'><tr><td>Monster Level</td><td>58.00 (-20.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Experience</td><td>20.33 (-6.67)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie</td><td>3.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie Percent</td><td>50.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle</td><td>8.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle Percent</td><td>50.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality Percent</td><td>60.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle Experience</td><td>10.17 (-3.33)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality Experience</td><td>5.08 (-1.67)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie Experience</td><td>5.08 (-1.67)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Muscle</td><td>104.00 (-4.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Mysticality</td><td>56.00 (-4.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Moxie</td><td>57.00 (-1.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed HP Maximum</td><td>339.00 (-8.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed MP Maximum</td><td>201.00 (-6.00)</td></tr></table>acc1</span></a>]</font> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_equip.php','which=2&action=equip&slot=2&whichitem=1250&pwd=daed28eca78c427672493ada11a7db3e&ajax=1');void(0);"><span style='position: relative;' onMouseOver="document.getElementById('whatif6').style.visibility='visible';" onMouseOut="document.getElementById('whatif6').style.visibility='hidden';"><table border=2 id='whatif6' style='background-color: white; visibility: hidden; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 1.2em;'><tr><td>Moxie</td><td>3.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle</td><td>8.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality Percent</td><td>60.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Spell Damage</td><td>110.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>MP Regen Min</td><td>3.00 (-2.00)</td></tr><tr><td>MP Regen Max</td><td>4.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Muscle</td><td>111.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Mysticality</td><td>56.00 (-4.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Moxie</td><td>61.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed HP Maximum</td><td>353.00 (+6.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed MP Maximum</td><td>201.00 (-6.00)</td></tr></table>acc2</span></a>]</font> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_equip.php','which=2&action=equip&slot=3&whichitem=1250&pwd=daed28eca78c427672493ada11a7db3e&ajax=1');void(0);"><span style='position: relative;' onMouseOver="document.getElementById('whatif7').style.visibility='visible';" onMouseOut="document.getElementById('whatif7').style.visibility='hidden';"><table border=2 id='whatif7' style='background-color: white; visibility: hidden; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 1.2em;'><tr><td>Monster Level</td><td>28.00 (-50.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Experience</td><td>10.33 (-16.67)</td></tr><tr><td>Meat Drop</td><td>303.97 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie</td><td>3.00 (+3.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie Percent</td><td>55.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle</td><td>3.00 (-2.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle Percent</td><td>55.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality Percent</td><td>65.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Maximum HP</td><td>120.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Maximum MP</td><td>100.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Spell Damage</td><td>110.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Muscle Experience</td><td>5.17 (-8.33)</td></tr><tr><td>Mysticality Experience</td><td>2.58 (-4.17)</td></tr><tr><td>Moxie Experience</td><td>2.58 (-4.17)</td></tr><tr><td>Smithsness</td><td>45.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Muscle</td><td>103.00 (-5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Mysticality</td><td>58.00 (-2.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Moxie</td><td>59.00 (+1.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed HP Maximum</td><td>327.00 (-20.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed MP Maximum</td><td>199.00 (-8.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Single Equip</td><td>false</td></tr></table>acc3</span></a>]</font></td></tr></table></center><!--familiarmessage--><center><table><tr><td align=center valign=center><img src="/images/itemimages/jungman.gif" width=30 height=30></td><td valign=center>Onegai Marie looks at you, raises an eyebrow, and says "Wait. Why am <i>I</i> doing all the work? Take this, and try to pick up some of the slack, would you?"<center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=6055&s=0&q=0&d=0&g=0&t=0&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=."><tr><td><img src="/images/itemimages/analjar_empty.gif" alt="psychoanalytic jar" title="psychoanalytic jar" class=hand onClick='descitem(782318443)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>psychoanalytic jar</b></td></tr></table></center></td></tr></table></center><p>You gain 21 Fortitude.<bR>You gain 9 Magicalness.<bR>You gain 9 Sarcasm.<bR><p><a name="end"></a><p><a href="adventure.php?snarfblat=34">Adventure Again (The Boss Bat's Lair)</a><p><a href="place.php?whichplace=bathole">Go back to The Bat Hole</a></center><script>parent.charpane.location.href="charpane.php";</script><script language="javascript">
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