I'm trying to create a gag package for my clannies. I can see how to do kmail using ZLIB, but I'd like to do something simple. Here it is as a high-level concept:
message="Boo!"
package = (item1, item2, item3)
clannies = (clannie1, clannie2, clannie3)
for each clannie:
kmail(clannie, message...