Bale
Minion
It's not really much of a script, but here's a script that compares prices of candies per crimbo credit. Output looks like this:
The best value is at the bottom since that is what you can see without needing to scroll.
15000 meat per cred for : cane-mail shirt (1500000 meat for 100 credits)
1960 meat per cred for : radio button candy (490000 meat for 250 credits)
1599 meat per cred for : lump of Saccharine Maple sap (399970 meat for 250 credits)
966 meat per cred for : honey stick (9666 meat for 10 credits)
800 meat per cred for : Angry Farmer's Wife Candy (20000 meat for 25 credits)
750 meat per cred for : lavender candy heart (750 meat for 1 credits)
724 meat per cred for : green candy heart (724 meat for 1 credits)
700 meat per cred for : giant candy cane (70000 meat for 100 credits)
699 meat per cred for : fudge spork (34999 meat for 50 credits)
520 meat per cred for : candy cane candygram (52000 meat for 100 credits)
490 meat per cred for : sugar-coated pine cone (4900 meat for 10 credits)
489 meat per cred for : cotton candy plug (4899 meat for 10 credits)
450 meat per cred for : pink candy heart (450 meat for 1 credits)
425 meat per cred for : Comet Pop (425 meat for 1 credits)
400 meat per cred for : delicious comfit? (10000 meat for 25 credits)
400 meat per cred for : peppermint crook (40000 meat for 100 credits)
380 meat per cred for : giant green gummi ingot (9500 meat for 25 credits)
356 meat per cred for : giant green gummi bear (8900 meat for 25 credits)
350 meat per cred for : cotton candy pillow (3500 meat for 10 credits)
339 meat per cred for : cotton candy smidgen (3399 meat for 10 credits)
319 meat per cred for : chocolate cigar (79750 meat for 250 credits)
315 meat per cred for : giant red gummi bear (7890 meat for 25 credits)
315 meat per cred for : giant yellow gummi bear (7890 meat for 25 credits)
300 meat per cred for : marzipan skull (300 meat for 1 credits)
300 meat per cred for : candied kobold (3000 meat for 10 credits)
300 meat per cred for : giant red gummi ingot (7500 meat for 25 credits)
300 meat per cred for : licorice boa (7500 meat for 25 credits)
300 meat per cred for : peppermint patty (30000 meat for 100 credits)
295 meat per cred for : white candy heart (295 meat for 1 credits)
289 meat per cred for : cotton candy cone (2899 meat for 10 credits)
287 meat per cred for : giant yellow gummi ingot (7195 meat for 25 credits)
280 meat per cred for : fudge bunny (140000 meat for 500 credits)
279 meat per cred for : cotton candy bale (2799 meat for 10 credits)
276 meat per cred for : dubious peppermint (6900 meat for 25 credits)
250 meat per cred for : orange candy heart (250 meat for 1 credits)
249 meat per cred for : Polka Pop (2495 meat for 10 credits)
239 meat per cred for : cotton candy skoshe (2390 meat for 10 credits)
239 meat per cred for : Elvish delight (2395 meat for 10 credits)
235 meat per cred for : jawbruiser (58999 meat for 250 credits)
220 meat per cred for : Comet Drop (5500 meat for 25 credits)
220 meat per cred for : peppermint twist (11000 meat for 50 credits)
200 meat per cred for : yellow candy heart (200 meat for 1 credits)
200 meat per cred for : pack of chewing gum (1000 meat for 5 credits)
199 meat per cred for : lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum (199 meat for 1 credits)
199 meat per cred for : pickle-flavored chewing gum (199 meat for 1 credits)
199 meat per cred for : green gummi ingot (1999 meat for 10 credits)
199 meat per cred for : red gummi ingot (1999 meat for 10 credits)
199 meat per cred for : yellow gummi ingot (1999 meat for 10 credits)
190 meat per cred for : tamarind-flavored chewing gum (190 meat for 1 credits)
190 meat per cred for : pile of candy (1900 meat for 10 credits)
180 meat per cred for : peppermint sprout (9000 meat for 50 credits)
179 meat per cred for : chocolate filthy lucre (1795 meat for 10 credits)
179 meat per cred for : ribbon candy (4475 meat for 25 credits)
178 meat per cred for : abandoned candy (8900 meat for 50 credits)
172 meat per cred for : CRIMBCOIDS mints (17225 meat for 100 credits)
160 meat per cred for : peppermint parasol (16000 meat for 100 credits)
151 meat per cred for : yam candy (37900 meat for 250 credits)
145 meat per cred for : candy kneecapping stick (14500 meat for 100 credits)
142 meat per cred for : Lobos Mints (14200 meat for 100 credits)
140 meat per cred for : holly-flavored Hob-O (3500 meat for 25 credits)
132 meat per cred for : chocolate saucepan (3300 meat for 25 credits)
132 meat per cred for : chocolate stolen accordion (3300 meat for 25 credits)
132 meat per cred for : fancy but probably evil chocolate (33000 meat for 250 credits)
130 meat per cred for : green drunki-bear (6500 meat for 50 credits)
130 meat per cred for : red drunki-bear (6500 meat for 50 credits)
128 meat per cred for : chocolate disco ball (3200 meat for 25 credits)
128 meat per cred for : chocolate pasta spoon (3200 meat for 25 credits)
128 meat per cred for : chocolate turtle totem (3200 meat for 25 credits)
124 meat per cred for : vitachoconutriment capsule (31000 meat for 250 credits)
120 meat per cred for : cotton candy pinch (600 meat for 5 credits)
120 meat per cred for : Tasty Fun Good rice candy (600 meat for 5 credits)
120 meat per cred for : chocolate seal-clubbing club (3000 meat for 25 credits)
120 meat per cred for : yellow drunki-bear (6000 meat for 50 credits)
119 meat per cred for : piece of after eight (2988 meat for 25 credits)
115 meat per cred for : garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O (2890 meat for 25 credits)
114 meat per cred for : frostbite-flavored Hob-O (2850 meat for 25 credits)
110 meat per cred for : Steal This Candy (1100 meat for 10 credits)
102 meat per cred for : gummi ammonite (102000 meat for 1000 credits)
101 meat per cred for : gummi belemnite (101700 meat for 1000 credits)
100 meat per cred for : jabañero-flavored chewing gum (100 meat for 1 credits)
100 meat per cred for : pixellated candy heart (1000 meat for 10 credits)
100 meat per cred for : chocolate-covered caviar (2500 meat for 25 credits)
100 meat per cred for : sterno-flavored Hob-O (2500 meat for 25 credits)
100 meat per cred for : irradiated candy cane (5000 meat for 50 credits)
100 meat per cred for : gummi trilobite (100000 meat for 1000 credits)
99 meat per cred for : honey-dipped locust (499 meat for 5 credits)
99 meat per cred for : elderly jawbreaker (2475 meat for 25 credits)
99 meat per cred for : Now and Earlier (2495 meat for 25 credits)
96 meat per cred for : Gummi-DNA (2400 meat for 25 credits)
95 meat per cred for : Everlasting Deckswabber (2389 meat for 25 credits)
94 meat per cred for : fancy chocolate (23500 meat for 250 credits)
94 meat per cred for : fancy chocolate car (23500 meat for 250 credits)
90 meat per cred for : brown sugar cane (450 meat for 5 credits)
90 meat per cred for : Bit O' Ectoplasm (900 meat for 10 credits)
89 meat per cred for : Gummi-Gnauga (895 meat for 10 credits)
88 meat per cred for : bananagate (8800 meat for 100 credits)
88 meat per cred for : kumquartz (8800 meat for 100 credits)
84 meat per cred for : children of the candy corn (2100 meat for 25 credits)
83 meat per cred for : candy knuckles (8395 meat for 100 credits)
80 meat per cred for : candy cane (400 meat for 5 credits)
80 meat per cred for : candy skeleton (2000 meat for 25 credits)
80 meat per cred for : Good 'n' Slimy (2000 meat for 25 credits)
80 meat per cred for : Wax Flask (2000 meat for 25 credits)
80 meat per cred for : tourmalime tourniquet (20000 meat for 250 credits)
79 meat per cred for : Sugar Cog (795 meat for 10 credits)
79 meat per cred for : fry-oil-flavored Hob-O (1990 meat for 25 credits)
79 meat per cred for : nanite-infested candy cane (1995 meat for 25 credits)
79 meat per cred for : pearidot (7999 meat for 100 credits)
79 meat per cred for : strawberyl (7999 meat for 100 credits)
79 meat per cred for : tourmalime (7900 meat for 100 credits)
76 meat per cred for : Yummy Tummy bean (384 meat for 5 credits)
73 meat per cred for : Blood 'n' Plenty (7300 meat for 100 credits)
72 meat per cred for : Necbro wafers (1800 meat for 25 credits)
72 meat per cred for : orange and black Crimboween candy (1800 meat for 25 credits)
70 meat per cred for : alphabet gum (700 meat for 10 credits)
70 meat per cred for : candy stake (3500 meat for 50 credits)
70 meat per cred for : banana supersucker (14000 meat for 200 credits)
70 meat per cred for : kumquat supersucker (14000 meat for 200 credits)
70 meat per cred for : lime supersucker (14000 meat for 200 credits)
70 meat per cred for : pear supersucker (14000 meat for 200 credits)
70 meat per cred for : strawberry supersucker (14000 meat for 200 credits)
70 meat per cred for : pair of pearidot earrings (17500 meat for 250 credits)
69 meat per cred for : Rattlin' Chains (6969 meat for 100 credits)
68 meat per cred for : Gummy Brains (6800 meat for 100 credits)
68 meat per cred for : kumquartz ring (17000 meat for 250 credits)
67 meat per cred for : sugar sheet (1695 meat for 25 credits)
66 meat per cred for : spooky sap (3300 meat for 50 credits)
66 meat per cred for : Sweet Sword (6600 meat for 100 credits)
64 meat per cred for : candy brain (645 meat for 10 credits)
64 meat per cred for : stick of "gum" (1600 meat for 25 credits)
64 meat per cred for : licorice garrote (6450 meat for 100 credits)
64 meat per cred for : bananarama bangle (16000 meat for 250 credits)
64 meat per cred for : strawberyl necklace (16000 meat for 250 credits)
60 meat per cred for : bazookafish bubble gum (300 meat for 5 credits)
60 meat per cred for : crazy little Turkish delight (300 meat for 5 credits)
60 meat per cred for : sugar shard (600 meat for 10 credits)
60 meat per cred for : Nuclear Blastball (1520 meat for 25 credits)
59 meat per cred for : double-ice gum (1493 meat for 25 credits)
59 meat per cred for : breath mint (2999 meat for 50 credits)
57 meat per cred for : Cold Hots candy (285 meat for 5 credits)
55 meat per cred for : Crimbo fudge (1395 meat for 25 credits)
54 meat per cred for : Angry Farmer candy (274 meat for 5 credits)
54 meat per cred for : Senior Mints (270 meat for 5 credits)
52 meat per cred for : licorice root (1300 meat for 25 credits)
50 meat per cred for : Daffy Taffy (250 meat for 5 credits)
50 meat per cred for : Rock Pops (250 meat for 5 credits)
50 meat per cred for : BitterSweetTarts (500 meat for 10 credits)
49 meat per cred for : Mr. Mediocrebar (249 meat for 5 credits)
48 meat per cred for : Wint-O-Fresh mint (244 meat for 5 credits)
48 meat per cred for : Crimbo candied pecan (1200 meat for 25 credits)
47 meat per cred for : white chocolate chips (235 meat for 5 credits)
42 meat per cred for : Crimbo peppermint bark (1050 meat for 25 credits)
25 meat per cred for : Piddles (250 meat for 10 credits)
The best value is at the bottom since that is what you can see without needing to scroll.
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